F.A.Q.

Why the fukk is this shit so expensive? Kkollekktion by Paper Platoon LLC is a high-fashion accessories and apparel label. We use the finest materials in kkreating our produkkts. All items are made-to-order and handmade in the USA by our kkollective, exclusively for you. For Goons that would like to kkop our less expensive merchandise, please visit shop.SMT.xxx.

If I do decide to spend my hard-earned drug money, when kkan I expekkt my order? Due to the handmade nature of our products, please allow 2-4 weeks from your order date for your item(s) to dispatch from our studio, unless otherwise stated in item description.

Why the fukk is my order taking so long?! We don't make it 'til u order it.

Why kkan't I return shit? Every item is exclusively made-to-order for you, by us. 

Fukk you guys. I'm unhappy with my order- wtf do I do? We want you to be happy as fukk with your Kkollekktion purchase(s). Please email us at scizzor@paperplatoon.com with your order number and we will gladly assist you.